Tedious Times
September 19th, 2009Behind the door, under the next rock, on the next Google search, and sitting across the table from me is a story. Sometimes the story is so wrapped in boring detail and cliche (and being that there are so many stories I have to yet to encounter) I must leave the boring ones behind. My favorite Oscar Wilde quote…. “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” So in fact I have no time nor patience for the tedious. I realize my interesting may be someone else’s boring. Not to say that I, myself, might be considered tedious but no one is stopping you from walking away as I describe the person that invented the last stapler I bought, my dog’s antics or how to make the perfect batch of ginger tea gelatin.
Occasionally I am bombarded by so many stories and minutia that I have to crawl into a cave. I absorb and observe so much it makes me dizzy. And yet, it seems, I can’t stop all the zillion ideas, all the lists, from bombarding my every thinking moment. Notice, I didn’t say waking moment for in fact night time brings a crazy quilt of dreams with their own problems to solved. Three nights ago I had to stop the RV we were in from crashing into the river below. We were on our way down and it was up to me to some how save us all. I did (dont’ ask) and was standing knee deep in water when a team of reporters showed up and interviewed my on the rescue. Sleep can be exhausting. It is amazing to me that others don’t have crazy dreams or don’t remember their dreams at all. My sister, Cathy, a school teacher, dreams that she goes to school or the library. WHAT! Please could I have that dream.
Now back to the cave part. My cave sometimes is a nap. I don’t usually dream during or even move my nap so it is restful. Other escapes include Sudoku, origami, computer Scrabble and now, polishing staplers. Once refreshed I can then face the stories and actually seek them out… cache emptied and memory rebooted.


